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Joke of the Day
"Bacon is like a woman it looks good it smells good it tastes good and it slowly kills men"
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"What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast? Miracle whip."
"A duck was found dead on the sidewalk today... The autopsy revealed he overdosed on quack."
"Did you hear about the fat chick I fucked on the elevator? It was wrong on so many levels."
"I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away."
"I hate it when I remove myself from around people to fart in peace and they follow me right after I have release a big one."
"Who needs Karate lessons when you can just have a bee near your head?"
"UPDATE: They just released the time when Cecil the lion was shot. Tooth hurty"
"LPT: Do not fall in love with tennis players Love means nothing to them"
"I can't find my Camel, it's gone! It's camelflage was too good"