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Joke of the Day
"I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned."
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"-Knock knock... -""Who's there?"" - 9/11 -""9/11 who?"" -You said you'd never forget!"
"I like to write ""made you look"" on folded pieces of paper and place them under car windshield wipers in parking lots."
"I just fell through the roof of a French bakery I'm in a world of pain."
"Napkins used after eating hot wings and then put in your pocket should NEVER be used as toilet paper no matter how much you've had to drink."
"What's black, white, and red all over? A newspaper."
"So I was shopping online for antique guns..... and I got to the World War II section. I selected guns of French origin. They were all in mint condition."
"[lifts $1000 apple watch to my face] Wrist computer: show me where hot dogs are."
"Remember that you are unique Just like everyone else."
"Dog with no legs Where do you find a dog with no legs? Answer. Where ever you put him."