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Joke of the Day
"I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned."
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"I almost got raped in jail I think my family takes monopoly way too seriously"
"You can't make a squid cake... But you can make an octopi."
"Horrible funny joke What do you call an alligator in a vest....? An Invest-agator"
"Maybe if I swallow enough magnets I'll become attractive."
"You can't give me a mini fan at work and expect me not to spend the whole morning pretending I'm a model doing a photo shoot. It's science."
"I once swallowed two separate strings and they came out of my ass tied together. I shit you knot."
"Four years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams, today I asked her to marry me She said no both times"
"Certainty Fewer things in life are certain than death, taxes and if you name your son Chester he will touch children"
"Donald Trump chose Mikey Pence as his vice-president... Did anyone else realize that Mickey and Donald will run America from now on? Walt Disney also could not have imagined this..."