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Joke of the Day

"Waiter: Did we decide? Date: Yes, I'd like the Sirloin. Medium rare. Me: And I'd like the Remix to Ignition. Hot & fresh out the kitchen."

"How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail!"

"I just moved into an apartment above a jazz club... I was sick of paying for sax."

"What does a stripper do to her asshole before she goes to work? Puts the help wanted ads by the 12pack in the fridge and begs him for the millionth time to look for a job today."

"What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common? When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in"

"Wanna Know SomeThing Funny? My Amount Of Karma."

"Therapist: Do you project your problems onto others? Me: Don't flip out, but I feel like you're asking me that to make yourself look smart."

"Where was Solomon's temple located? On the side of his head."

"How do you get even with Hellen Keller? (Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller? Leave the plunger in the toilet"

"Maybe I'm not stalking you, maybe I just like your schedule"