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Joke of the Day
"As a white person, I have a primal fear of getting lost in the snow."
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"Chuck Norris got bored of life, so he invented Ebola."
"Welfare is like diabetes If Momma had it, her babies probably will too"
"I went to an XXX Girls Show in Rome There were just 30 girls..."
"Two polacks are driving in a car The driver: Stick your head out the window and see if my directional is working. Is it on?"" The passenger:"" Uh yep. nope. yep. nope. yep. nope"""
"Two old men sitting on a porch... There is a dog licking himself in the front yard. One old man says to the other, ""Man, I wish I could do that."" The other replies, ""That dog would bite you."""
"I've just bought myself a hyena. Finally my jokes will be appreciated."
"I thought it was called a Fist Bump Why not call it a Finger Bang?"
"New study finds that everyone you disagree with is like so, so stupid."
"I feel like all bears are Bad News Bears. I've never seen a bear and was like ""Oh, he looks like he has good news for us, lets stick around"""