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Joke of the Day

"My office got a shredder, so now I have to buy a turtle costume to fight it on Monday. Work is hard."

"I can tell within seconds of meeting someone if they'd be annoying on a group email."

"Cleavage is the original Jedi Mind Trick."

"Two birds are sitting on a perch... The first one says, ""Hey... do you smell fish?"""

"Facebook's ""People you may know"" should be called, ""People you definitely know and have been avoiding""."

"I told my friend he's a bad thief. He's not taking it well."

"What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? No more jokes about the profit."

"Did you know that Ang Lee made Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon five years before he made Brokeback Mountain? Yeah, working title for the latter film was Crouching Cowboy, Hidden Sausage."

"Another casualty of 2016... Ronda Rousey's MMA career"

"You guys hear about that new broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation!"