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Joke of the Day

"Cleavage is the original Jedi Mind Trick."

"The word of the day is ""Legs."" Spread the word!"

"What does a black man and a park bench have in common Neither one can support a family of five."

"Note to self: ""rubber"" in the US does NOT mean ""eraser"". Bright side: my popularity in this office is at an all time high!"

"Is it possible to be bored to death? That all depends on the drill."

"If we can't hit our kids, what's next? A society slowly becoming less violent as we learn more about child development and human psychology?"

"What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug? A pugilist!"

"Religious groups put on performances for an audience The Christians put on a hell of a show, the Jews knocked their socks off, but the Muslims blew them all away."

"How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb."

"A friend wanted ""cold hard cash"" for his birthday So I gave him a $20 bill inside of a chunk of ice."