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Joke of the Day
"Another casualty of 2016... Ronda Rousey's MMA career"
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"What is a Pokemon master's favorite kind of pasta? Wartortellini!"
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Big tits."
"(after bedtime) 3:DADDY COME INTO MY ROOM! Me: go to sleep. 3:YOU HAVE TO COME IN BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR YOU M: yes you can 3:NO I CAN'T"
"I don't hate you. Hate is such a strong word. I just want to tickle your brain with this ice pick."
"Empowered women"
"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend."
"Dr: Smoking weed causes memory loss Me: How? Dr: It just does Me: What just does? Dr: Smoking weed causes memory loss Me: How?"
"I think when a transvestite goes missing their face should appear on a carton of half & half"
"I wondered why the ball was getting bigger, then it hit me... Tesicular cancer"