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Joke of the Day
"Two birds are sitting on a perch... The first one says, ""Hey... do you smell fish?"""
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"Why did the janitor get fired from the bank? Because he cleaned out the vault."
"""20 McNuggets for $5? That's like a quarter a nugget!"" I exclaimed, hoping that my dinner date would be impressed with my math skills."
"Perfect pitch is... ...when you throw an accordion into a dumpster and it hits a banjo."
"Why did the gay man get fired from his job at the sperm bank? He was drinking on the job."
"What are Cephalopod Ghosts made of? Octoplasm."
"My friend started a beer company named ""Dilla"" So I went to the store and bought a case a Dilla."
"I won't forget what my Grandad said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"Trump is asked what his position on women's issues Trump replies ""Look, I know a lot of women and they all have issues"""
"What do you call a nymphomaniac graffiti artist? Bonksy"