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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? No more jokes about the profit."
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"Why did hitler kill himself? He looked at the gas bill."
"Parkour is truly the sport that best represents what it would look like if god was running from the cops"
"If an opinion is worth 2 cents, how many cents is an argument worth? It really just depends on how much cents it makes."
"I started an alcohol based diet. I feel great! I've already lost 4 or 5 days! Not OC, unsure of source."
"What do you call an organised rebellion with twice as many people as usual? A sedan d'etat."
"How many sex addicts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but they'd have to be really tiny."
"A rapist, a carpenter, and Alexander the Great walk into a bar They came, they saw, they conquered"
"""And then we'll have the throat hole open up and a rectangle candy will drop from it. Kids will love it."" ~ Inventors of Pez dispensers."
"What do you get when you combine a Comedian and a Whorehouse? a BROFL"