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Joke of the Day
"I told my friend he's a bad thief. He's not taking it well."
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"What's the difference between ISIS and a piece of shit? I don't know any difference either."
"I got to know that there are 15 child molesters in my area... So why do we always have to meet at my place? (Credits: Anthony Jeselnik)"
"OC Dr. Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty? Dalek themselves clean"
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"They released a new study on marriage It's the number one cause of divorce"
"A True Nymphomaniac Convention. Everyone came."
"*Godzilla screeching in pain as he accidentally steps on Legoland*"
"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it"
"Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ? Sir Francis Brake !"