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Joke of the Day
"You guys hear about that new broom that came out? It's sweeping the nation!"
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"What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ? Being given head."
"What did the leper say to the prostitute? I left the tip on the night stand."
"Why do Mexicans eat beans? so they can take bubble baths."
"What is the easiest way to weigh your head? Ask assistance from ISIS."
"Why is Latvian cross road? Latvian see potato, but when cross is only secret police."
"What do you call an Asian pornstar? Wun-Hung-Lo"
"the average Russian day When you ask a Russian how his day is going. ""It is an average day today: not as good as yesterday, but better than tomorrow."""
"There are two things I hate in every politician: their face."
"Gf: ""You want to know what your problem is?"" Me: *looks at watch* ""Ok, but our dinner reservation is in six hours"""