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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones? I think it's because usually the punchline is too long"

"Whats the difference between a piece of paper and an emo. The paper cuts you not itself."

"Did you hear the one about the church that burned down? Holy Smokes!"

"""Welcome to another meeting of Horse Club. Let's try to actually get something done today. All in favor?"" Crowd: ""NEIGH!"" ""Jesus Christ."""

"Did you hear about the woman who tried to join ISIS? I heard jihad a bad time time."

"Tiger Woods says he's been ""blown away"" by the reception from fans. Sometimes the setup doesn't need a punchline."

"When I get naked my shower gets turned on."

"Wearing transition lenses is a great way to block out the sun & anyone from wanting to be friends with you."

"Unless you've been in Target with more than 1 child, you have no idea what it's like to be a lion tamer."

"More valuable than Superman The clear history button in your browser has saved more lives than Superman."