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Joke of the Day

"Tiger Woods says he's been ""blown away"" by the reception from fans. Sometimes the setup doesn't need a punchline."

"I hate it when I'm at someone's house and they ask stupid questions like ""Who are you?"" and ""Is that a gun?"""

"In a dog eat dog world, the chocolate lab is the most delicious, yet poisonous of all breeds."

"What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day? Patty O'Furniture."

"Where does napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"

"Doctor doctor I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail."

"Why are trains so energetic? They have Conductors."

"ME: Have you seen my denim jacket? GF: No, but it's okay. Just checked the weather & it's not going to be the 1980s today..."

"There are few moments sadder than when they ask at the fast food drive-thru if you want to try the new featured item and you do."

"Pascal walks into a bar. He then feels pressured to leave."