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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the woman who tried to join ISIS? I heard jihad a bad time time."

"This was the funniest joke in the world when I was five. why did the chicken cross the road roll in the dirt and cross the road again? because he was a dirty double crosser!"

"What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a scottish shepard? One says "" Hey you get off my cloud"", and the other says ""Hey McCloud get off my ewe!"""

"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Trick question. The answer is C: The farmer."

"That ends your training. You're now a GameStop employee. Any questions? ""What do I do if a girl comes in"" Err *boss scrambles thru manual*"

"The NFL sent a memo reminding players to treat women reporters with respect. Oh, and to try real hard not to rape anyone this season."

"If I had to eat a person I guess I would prefer a vegetarian. I like irony and prefer grass fed beef."

"So we can send men to the moon, but we can't get a button that let's us edit a typo on a tweet after its been sent?"

"The answer is ""preludes"" Name something Bill Cosby gives to nuns."

"Did you hear that AIDS isn't spread by a virus? Yeah! It's spread by a fungi!!"