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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between a piece of paper and an emo. The paper cuts you not itself."
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"Lifeguard 1: How was your day? Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad? 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers"
"What fundamental force compels physicists to go to work on Mondays? The week force."
"Dad joke I just had with my girlfriend GF: *sigh GF: *sigh GF: *sigh Me: That's like 3 sighs in 30 seconds. GF: And they all probably meant different things. Me: I guess I need to know sigh language."
"Life isn't about winning and losing. It's about wishing you would have won and wondering why you lost."
"Is the Paleo diet the one where you only eat dinosaurs?"
"How do you keep someone from hearing the punchline of a joke?"
"an optimist, a pessimist, and a nihilist live in a shared apartment. dah- dum -- crash!"
"1) Find and catch a rabbit 2) Go to restaurant 3) Complain about a hare in your meal 4) Enjoy free meal plus adorable household pet"
"STEP 1: Sign up for email newsletter STEP 2: Receive email newsletter STEP 3: Delete unread email newsletter for the rest of your life"