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Joke of the Day

"If I lived in Alabama, I'd name my daughter, 'Banjo-lina""."

"I was watching some strange porn the other night... ...it had a fat naked guy perched on the end of his bed, crying while he masterbated. Then I realised I hadn't turned the tv on."

"Me: How was the party last night? 17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What??? 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl."

"What's the difference between toilet paper and shower curtains? If you answered ""I don't know."" I would like to tell you that I spent all day cleaning that mess up."

"My Grandpa owned a hot dog chain in Germany... You might have heard of it...""Anne's Franks"""

"Why were the two homosexual melons protesting at city hall? Because they cantaloupe"

"Whats the worst thing about the deaf women being raped She didn't hear them cumming"

"Ego and Super Ego walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""I'm going to need to see some Id."""

"Girlfriend left a note on the fridge ""this isn't working, you take everything too literally"". She'll be so happy when she sees the new one."

"I'm giving ""Up"" DVDs for Lent"