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Joke of the Day

"I was watching some strange porn the other night... ...it had a fat naked guy perched on the end of his bed, crying while he masterbated. Then I realised I hadn't turned the tv on."

"What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head? Brenda"

"Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards."

"Girls, if you're gonna shave your eyebrows off just to draw them on again, at least make them interesting. How about drawing two umbrellas?"

"what is 50 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair."

"I told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high. She looked surprised."

"Studys show that 76.5% of statistics are made up."

"Hey, I feel like almost everyone here has forgotten something... The Game."

"Why do you hate a nosey pepper? Cuz he's jalapeno .business"

"Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let's start from your bank account."