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Joke of the Day
"Why were the two homosexual melons protesting at city hall? Because they cantaloupe"
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"Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?"
"i'd tell a joke about food but... It'll be of bad taste"
"Stomach: I'm hungry. Brain: Chill out, dude, she's in a meeting. Stomach: I WILL NOW DEMONSTRATE A WHALE'S MATING CALL."
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad, eventually we had to take his bike away"
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live."
"How does a bass player turn off the lights before bed? He closes the car door."
"Why don't women run fast?? cause they hate getting fat!! edit: It's physics. The faster an object moves, the heavier it gets."
"What do you call a Mexican with bullet wounds? Spicoli"
"How do you get a kid out from a microwave? Please answer before my wife gets home!"