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Joke of the Day
"My Grandpa owned a hot dog chain in Germany... You might have heard of it...""Anne's Franks"""
Next Joke
"Sometimes I pretend my hoodie sleeves are elephant trunks. My vote counts just as much as yours"
"And then the God said: ""Noah, make a backup. I'm going to format"""
"Why are there no headache tablets in the jungle? Because the Parrots-eat-em-all. Thank you, I'm here all night."
"I told my therapist I don't wanna see her anymore. She said from what she's learned, that means I'll fuck her 3 more times."
"I don't like going to funerals early in the day. I'm not much of a mourning person."
"Went to a shrink today. She said I have a split personality. Charged me 84.00. I paid her 42.00 and told her to get the rest from the other b*tch!"
"Are spambots as flirty with everyone else or do I actually have a legitimate shot?"
"9/11 was hard for us European folk. I caught my foreskin on my zipper that day! It was dreadful, had me late for work. I'll certainly never forget the 9^th of November anytime soon."
"""ARGHH A HOUSE SPIDER"" [spider removes earbuds] ""yah actually im more into ambient trance but whatever"""