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Joke of the Day

"My Grandpa owned a hot dog chain in Germany... You might have heard of it...""Anne's Franks"""

"What do you call a tv show about female puberty? A Breasted Development"

"It's a bit drizzy out there... Expect a li'l wayne"

"I was going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind."

"What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks I'll just have a sliver !"

"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to shoot the room for being black."

"me: wtf how am i getting life in prison for running over an eagle with my car my lawyer: again, that was the Philadelphia Eagles mascot"

"Pauly D from Jersey Shore was at the Dance party where Chuck Norris invented the Electric Slide. His hair is now permanently stuck in a blowout position."

"What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity? A cognac"

"If I ever go missing,,, I hope they put my photo on bottles of OCD medication, cuz you know those people won't stop looking."