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Joke of the Day

"Ego and Super Ego walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""I'm going to need to see some Id."""

"Larry the Cable Guy show debuts on History Channel. Hitler says he's thrilled to share his network with his favorite comic."

"I like to use the Ouija board to pester my dead husbands."

"Women call me ugly until they hear how much money I make. Then they call me ugly *and* poor."

"God: U have to build an ark to save the animals from a tsunami Noah: But you're god, can't you just stop the tsunami God: *loves boats* No"

"If anyone says YOLO to me I say YOLBYPCFAC (You Only Live Because Your Parents Couldn't Find A Condom). I hope it catches on..."

"What goes, ""Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine""? A parroty error"

"First Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory."

"The challenge of modern relationships: how to prove more interesting than the other's smartphone."

"CNN reports Hurricane Patricia ""hit luxury resorts and impoverished villages with equal ferocity."" Did they expect wealth-based discernment?"