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Joke of the Day
"I'm giving ""Up"" DVDs for Lent"
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"Definition of Insomnia: Finding a spider in your bedroom & when you leave for a second to get the spray & come back it's gone"
"Them: Hi. I'm happy to meet you. Me: Hi. I'm awkward and already trying to find a way out of this conversation."
"Did you hear about the perforated comedian? He was tear-able!"
"Viagra shipment stolen... Hardened criminals on the loose."
"One thing you should always look for in a woman. A pulse."
"I imagine by now all you Evian drinkers have read the name backwards?"
"A Jew walks by a penny"
"What do you call Taylor Swift when she squats low? No ass to the grass"
"What's Big, White and If It falls out of a tree it will kill you? A Fridge"