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Joke of the Day
"I'll believe corporations are people when conservatives ban them from marrying each other."
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"Met a woman with 12 boobs the other day Sounds weird dozen tit?"
"What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone ""Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."""
"What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio? Sesame Street has an Oscar."
"A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender says, ""You know, we have a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says, ""You have a drink called Steve?"""
"Dear Girl Scouts, Your Mints did not make me Thin. ps. Please send more."
"""Jesus loves you"" ... has a whole new meaning when you're in a Tijuana prison."
"How do you make Bengay? Squeeze his tube."
"What looks like grass but is red? grass, i lied about the red part"
"We shouldn't give a shit about recycling or pollution because some scientist will come up with something eventually"