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Joke of the Day
"Either way, I don't think we should let Shrodinger near any more cats."
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"The NFL just got a new official sponsor. V8"
"Have you heard that they're filming the first porno in space. They're calling it smutnik"
"Half of all marriages end in divorce... The other half end in death."
"Employer: why do you want this job?....... Employer: why do you want this job? Me: $o I can expand my re$ume and gain experien$e in the job field $$$$$$$"
"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?"
"Yes, I said I was sorry and that I'd do anything to win you back. But that was before you told me you needed a ride to the airport at 5am."
"I saw a car with the registration plate 'BDR MNHF' earlier. Now I feel like I'm seeing it everywhere."
"Once I saw a blind man touching a cheese grater at Ikea. He said: ""who wrote this bullshit"""
"Kids are so inquisitive. ""Will robots ever take over the world?"" Me: ""Almost certainly."" ""But when? Before I die?"" ""A bit before, yes."""