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Joke of the Day

"DATE IDEA: We stay in our respective homes and watch different shows on Netflix. And also that was a fake phone number I gave you."

"don't be offended if someone doesn't reply to your text. their phone is prob ""just on silent"" or ""right in front of their lying face"""

"What do animals read in zoos? Gnus papers."

"Did you hear about the boy born with no eyelids? Doctors decided to make some for him out of his foreskin. They say that the boy is doing fine now, but he's a little cock-eyed."

"Rap is 75% Crap"

"I HATE PEOPLE!! but i love women"

"What's worse than an adult? An adult Hitler."

"Trick or treat.. Smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear. And that's why I was arrested, Your Honor."

"Don't you hate jokes about German sausage? They're the wurst!"

"Selling a french WW2 rifle Never fired, only dropped once."