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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a redneck girl who can run faster than her brothers? A virgin."
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"Fancy Dress Party tonight. Going as a masturbating guy with Leprosy Hope I can pull it off."
"I have nothing positive to report. Except that roadside drug test."
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"Just spent 5 minutes waving my hands in front of a manual paper towel dispenser if anyone needs someone to take their SAT exam for them."
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