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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Cuban Atheist? Infidel Castro."
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"My mom: Asians are some of the safest people in the world... Me: There are asian gangs too My mom: And they're called study groups!"
"[Long] longest joke in the world My dick Didn't see that coming."
"Sheep Jokes are baad."
"My boss has a rather shrill phone voice. I once spent 20m talking to him, before realizing it was actually someone trying to send us a fax."
"I don't care how funny you are, if I don't like you, I won't laugh."
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed face first"
"Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine? He forgot."
"You know what gets me down? Gravity..."
"I'm ""the VCR was heavy enough to bludgeon a large farm animal"" years old"