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Joke of the Day
"What comes after Ebola? Fbola."
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"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandpa, Not screaming and on fire like his passengers"
"Why did the lady stare at the orange juice? Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!"
"""What did you like best about your last job?"" ""Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake."""
"If mental stability was measured by the type of tweets we laughed at, straight jackets would be the new black."
"How does a candy bar laugh? It snickers"
"A skeleton walks into a bar The bartender says, what will you have? Skeleton says, a beer... and a mop"
"Tinder - Indian Edition Heard about the Indian edition of the Tinder dating app? No matter how many times you swipe, it keeps showing the same (arranged) partner."
"What did one French Guy say to another French Guy? ""Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!"" (""Hello, I am called Guy as well!"")"
"Guinea pigs aren't real pets. You buy them when your kids are begging for a dog, but you want to make them sad instead."