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Joke of the Day

"The old farmer hates when the horses neigh at night. The weird noises give him night-mares"

"I wonder if lining up beers in my refrigerator will ever stop being exciting."

"Whats the best time to go to the dentist? 4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse"

"What does a painter do when he gets cold? Puts on another coat."

"The fact that there isn't a brand of crackers called Cracka Ass Crackers really makes me lose faith in black entrepreneurial spirit."

"Gay jokes are not funny! Cum on guys!"

"It was Beethoven's 245th birthday yesterday. Of course, that's only 35 in human years "

"Jokes written by kids (xpost from /r/funny) http://imgur.com/a/hyQna"

"What does an optimist call the World Trade Center? San Diego."

"Short latino What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is to short to be an ese."