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Joke of the Day

"Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures."

"I stepped on a grape... and it let out a little wine."

"Jared from subway really took the company motto seriously. You could say he liked to ""eat fresh"""

"My parents were nihilists, but I knew they loved me... ...Because when they died, they left me nothing."

"Guys! The Ultimate Warrior Is Not Dead! He just decided to return to Parts Unkown."

"Probably the most valuable life lesson I've learned from a movie is to not steal black girls' cheer routines."

"Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom? Because he had an edible complex."

"""Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?"" ""He said it was too tight."""

"What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff? [A Good Start.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obKLdou0LH0)"

"Do you want to hear a joke about pussies? You probably won't get it."