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Joke of the Day

"I have a friend who's fat, alcoholic, and transvestite. All he does all day long is eat drink and be Mary"

"How often do chemists use HIO4? periodically"

"What did the Maple syrup farmer say when he saw a good looking maple tree? ""I'd tap that."""

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you fukin' racist."

"A haiku i wrote Roses are red and Violets are fucking violet You ignorant cunt"

"I think I'm starting to see why it's a bad idea to give Trump access to nuclear launch codes... He'll just fire them"

"[AskReddit] I read that 4,156,257 people got married this year.... ....not to cause any problems, but shouldn't that be an even number?"

"What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast? Head Russian..."

"I've decided to avoid Turkey this Thanksgiving... Way too close to Syria."

"A blind judge conducted a trial.. And even after no one managed to provide a substantial incriminating evidence he still condemned the defendant. he couldn't see the truth."