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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to know where the best place to buy drugs is? High Street of course!"
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"What's the most common question in a Gay Bar? Can i push in your stool?"
"1) Put index and thumb together. 2) Place them where nose meets forehead. 3) Close eyes. 4) Sigh. 5) Check to see if person still talking."
"Have you heard of the new Xman? Caitlyn Jenner"
"What's yellow and flys through walls? A magic banana..."
"So I phoned the Amputee Hotline the other day I got cut-off."
"After winning the election, Donald Trump has already started with his racist agenda... He's already kicking a black family out of their own home."
"*notices wife has 5 asparagus on her plate while I only have 4* everything ok? ""fine"" [hour later during car ride home] you're speeding"
"I once tried to be a cat... It didn't go pur-fectly, but it went well... ( )"
"They say if you love something you should let it go... So why am I going to jail for leaving my kid in Walmart?"