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Joke of the Day

"Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs? In case he gets a hole-in-one"

"How many girls a boy need to shoot a school? None."

"What's the difference between a Toaster and Hitler? A toaster can only burn two things at once."

"Child: ""Mom! Mom! The dog is having it off and is f*cking!"" Mom: ""Yeah, then don't look!"" --- ___ --- ___ --- | --- ___ --- 20 seconds later the Child: ""But it hurts..."""

"What's worse than a chauvinist man? A woman who doesn't know her place."

"Why is Pokemon quite realistic? Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa."

"A young Lil' Wayne sits alone typing lyrics into Word 97 when a cartoon paperclip suddenly appears on-screen. [Did you mean ""digger""?]"

"Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

"What do nuns do when they're horny? They cum to Jesus."

"Hey, are you cold? Go over to the corner, it's 90 degress"