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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner? I don't have a Ferarri."

"How to fleas travel ? Itch hiking !"

"What did the racist cannibal have for breakfast? Nigger-o's"

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"What is the difference between ass-kissing and brown-nosing? Depth perception."

"Roses Are Red, I call it bold and brash Even though I think its art It belongs in the trash"

"How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane? He was retarded"

"In what school subjects does the teacher say 'Well done hamburgers'? A wide range of subjects - meatyeval history meatematics and word grill."

"KAREN ADDISON: CHEAP DATE He took me to McDonald's, backed his car through the drive-through window, so the cashier could be on my side."

"Just made this up... NSFW? What turned the nice teenager into a crackwhore? A dick did."