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Joke of the Day
"They could of at least added a middle finger emoji on iOS7."
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"Last night I was questioned by a detective, and then afterwards we had sex EDIT: Seriously, gilded? I'm speechless"
"Kind of a kid joke What kind of cereal do zombies like? Kellog's All Brain"
"Man, that's a cold joke... but, Icee what you did there."
"What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France? Linoleum blown apart"
"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? [Denim, denim, denim.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0SuIMUoShI)"
"I just took enough Vicodin to kill a medium-sized Chipmunk. RIP Roy. Roy's the hypothetical Chipmunk. I named him. Has anyone seen my legs??"
"How come girls always brag about being ""reunited"" with their friends? Quit that shit. You aren't Outkast. You're just two chicks."
"Text ""BONER"" to 69696 to donate $69 dollars to the Rad Cross"
"If someone who speaks 2 languages is Bilingual, whats someone who speaks 1 called? American. EDIT: My first post on Reddit and I get 1000+ up votes, thanks so much!!!"