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Joke of the Day

"You can't say happiness without saying penis. Coincidence ? I think NOT..."

"DON'T QUESTION YOUR DOCTOR A man went to see his doctor. ""You need to stop masturbating,"" the doctor told him. The man asked, ""Why?"" The doctor replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you!"""

"All we do is support you, all you ever do is complain about us! -if bras could talk"

"A Roman walks into a bar, sticks two fingers up to the barman and says, ""Five beers please."""

"The square was killed 10 minutes ago... The killer must be a-round"

"What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline."

"Of course you don't know 'our song.' You didn't know we were even dating, silly. Or that the girl you had lunch with is in my trunk."

"Cholo What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him? ""Get off me, homes!"" My brother heard this on Tosh."

"Imagine coming home from a long vacation and finding your bathroom towels are wet from just being used. I can do that to your ex if you want"

"My estranged father bought me a telescope for Christmas We're a lot closer now."