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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about being black? Not having to listen to awful dad jokes."

"What do women share in common with a condoms? They spend more time in your wallet than on your cock."

"Hillary and Donald are in a plane that crashed. Who survived? The pilot who jumped out with a parachute."

"I had a teacher that refused to fail anyone... No ""F""s given."

"I used to want to live in the sewers with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was a kid so I'd say I'm a success compared to that."

"Saw a hawk swoop down over the highway and fly off with a snake in his mouth and I can't even switch lanes while eating a Twizzler."

"Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have Hollow-Weenies!"

"If you were to look at my search history you might think I was a history buff... ... but in reality I just enjoy masturbating to pictures of Holocaust victims."

"Ever heard the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? He lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog."

"""Why?"" - Socrates and four year-olds"