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Joke of the Day
"What's the best thing about being black? Not having to listen to awful dad jokes."
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"Boolean Algebra You either know it or you don't."
"I've never been held hostage but I've been on a group text."
"Why does a giraffe have a long neck? Cause its feet smell."
"When ever I make Eggs Benedict, I always serve it on a hubcap. Cause there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."
"My friends really into acid rock... Personally I prefer my music with more bass."
"The other day I was trying to make a noise with two of my fingers and my thumb, and no matter how much I practiced nothing seemed to work... Then it clicked"
"[first date] Me: *sees he owns a cat* Him: Are you a cat or a dog person? Me: *maintains eye contact* *pushes cat off the table* *leaves*"
"What's the difference between Chuck Schumer and Tom Brady Tom Brady is a Patriot and a winner. (Thank you Dennis Miller)"
"How does a viola greet a relative? Cello!"