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Joke of the Day
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna ride bikes?!?"
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"My wife is so much better looking than me... ...that a cashier just put a plastic divider down in the middle of our groceries. Credit: Charles Demers"
"WAITER: can i take your order? HER: *looks at lobster tank* i'll take that one ME: *looks out window* i'll take that pigeon"
"What do you call a Russian surgeon who carries out circumcisions? Katia Dickov"
"Ugh, I'm starting to regret getting bangs. ""You don't have bangs."" Wait, what's that thing you get when a bat bites you? ""Rabies?"" That's it"
"What do elderly zombies crave? BRAAAAAAAAAAAAANS"
"What do Apple and the US economy have in common now? No Jobs"
"I like my women how I like my bicycles, chained up in the garage."
"I felt sad when my girlfriend wouldn't reply to my emails I guess that was the point of no return"
"What kind of bar do fish go to? A sand bar."