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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the Navy hangar that doubles as a church? It's a house of warship"
Next Joke
"Can a blind person please rub their hands over their dog's nipples and tell me what it says?"
"What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo? About halfway across."
"Don't worry Jennifer Lawrence... Every icloud has a silver linings."
"People Don't even say grace before meals anymore . They just Hold up Their Phones over the Plate , snap a Pic , & Post it on Instagram"
"What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying? It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)"
"Back in the day I was attracted to this chick but never had enough guts to ask her out but after witnessing first hand the drama she creates on Facebook I am glad I dodged that bullet."
"Sorry girl, you knew you were dating a bad boy *saves used gift bag because those things are expensive*"
"What does a redditor say when he is asked ""What country did the missing plane come from?"" *tips fedora* M'laysia."
"Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team? She kept running away from the ball"