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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a million dollars with a girlfriend You start with 4 million"
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"I find humour in the simple things... That's why I am banned from all Special Olympics events."
"i had an asthma attack with all that wheezing you would of thought i would have heard them hiding"
"**I am undecided about abortion** On the one hand I support it because it is killing children. On the other, it gives women a choice."
"If Adrian Peterson played baseball, how would he bat? Switch Hitter"
"A man walks into the bar... The bartender: ""Hi Dave!"" The boss faints."
"My husband's new prescription glasses is not working He still can't see things my way. ^Credits ^to ^the ^original ^twitter ^post."
"I'm not sure where you ladies go to learn how to argue, but that place is good"
"I ate a tomato slice off the carpet. And some lettuce. And some bleu cheese bits. And mushrooms. I'm saying I dropped my salad on the floor."
"If you're in love with 2 people, pick the second one, If you really loved the 1st, you wouldn't have fallen for the 2nd."