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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo? About halfway across."
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"What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach? A pocket full of shells."
"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Grains..."
"I have never understood why living in the poor part of town... ...makes your skin darker."
"Me: Phone a friend Judge: That's not how this works"
"So... Do you like dragons? You do? Good. Cause I am gonna be draggin' my balls across your face. Someone at work told me this and I couldn't stop laughing."
"Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins? Because to them it's boring."
"I went to see a topless ventriloquist last night. She was amazing, I never saw her lips moving once."
"What does a goose do What can a goose do, that a duck can't, and that your lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."
"Harry Potter: A Shortened Version Voldemort: I must kill Harry Potter. Everyone else: Lol, no."