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Joke of the Day
"Can a blind person please rub their hands over their dog's nipples and tell me what it says?"
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"Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No but he had lots of trans-sisters!"
"Why is light beer like sex on the beach? They are both fucking close to water!"
"10 things you didn't know you could do with a selfie stick. 1. *Use selfie stick to stuff rags in your exhaust pipe* 2.*Use selfie stick to beat ppl who have selfie sticks* 3"
"What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one? The type of gas used."
"I'm undecided about masturbation. On one hand it feels great -Bo Burnham"
"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You stop milking a cow after 10 years"
"Let's not buy them two of all the same toys we said. It'll teach them to share, we said. We are idiots."
"How's the new Chinese restaurant downtown? Eh... It's tso-tso."
"Why couldn't Miley Cyrus go to the party? She had to go t'work instead."