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Joke of the Day

"What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying? It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)"

"So a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar ""Ouch!"" they said"

"""What's better than a happy smiling baby?"" ""Personal freedom and disposable income?"" ""You make it really hard to talk to you sometimes."""

"I'm not sure what 'First World Problems' means so I tried to look it up on my phone but I can't get 3G service here and my life is horrible!"

"Why did the man name his daughter Candy? She was the sweetest mistake he ever made."

"So I had a dream the other night that I won $100K on a scratch off lottery ticket. Tonight I bought one and I won my $1 back"

"Fun way to make someone question everything: comment ""you are so brave"" on all their selfies."

"New drinking game: Draw a card, if it's black take a shot... I call it Ferguson."

"I'm thinking about moving carreer into building kitchen worktops... but that seems counter productive"

"We live in a time of delicious cakes."