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Joke of the Day

"My son approaches even small chores with the enthusiasm of a POW forced to build a railway bridge over the river Kwai."

"What is hitlers favorite letter? I'm not sure but I can tell you it's not z"

"My wife is fat. Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""

"Two fish are in a tank. After a while one of them asks the other ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He would always stop at nothing to avoid them."

"My son's joke he just told me. Knock knock. who's there ? Banana Banana who ? Eye ball... aren't you glad I didn't say orange? :s loool"

"How did Harry potter get down the mountain? Running... JK rolling"

"Judging people on Twitter is equivalent to an alcoholic showing up to an AA meeting and making fun of all the other drunks."

"Those black cats better not cross my path. I'm not superstitious. Just racist."

"The inventor of throat lozenges has died. There will be no coffin at his funeral."