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Joke of the Day
"Two fish are in a tank. After a while one of them asks the other ""How do you drive this thing?"""
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"The fact that they call it the Food Pyramid and not Food Triangle implies it has at least two other sides. So maybe this much taffy is OK"
"What's the definition of endless love? A tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder"
"When you are dead, you don't know you are dead. It's painful only for others. It's the same for if you are stupid."
"Two forks... Two forks were flying and one of them crashed. You know why? Because forks can't fly. Two cows were flying and one of them crashed. You know why? He got a fork in his eye."
"How do you make an octopus laugh? You give it ten-tickles"
"Martin Luther King may have had a dream, but Chuck Norris had a body count."
"If these walls could talk, I bet it would sound like someone was trapped in the wall and we'd all freak out pretty bad."
"How many..... How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side"
"What do polite Japanese people eat? Arigatoni"