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Joke of the Day
"What is hitlers favorite letter? I'm not sure but I can tell you it's not z"
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"What do you call a droid who's never on time? BB-L8"
"I hate when people ask what I hope to be doing in 5 years time I mean come on, I don't have 2020 vision"
"I am bored. Anyone need anything avenged?"
"Wanna hear a joke? Politics."
"I have reached a stage where I'm looking for a real eye opener for a girl friend. It would be a nice change because all my previous girl friends were Asian."
"What do you call a haughty criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"Marijuana should've been legalized at the same time as same sex-marriage because it says in the bible, a man who lies with another man shall be stoned"
"My three-year-old daughter said to me, ""You should go back to college to learn more about being nice."""
"Clint Eastwood says we're the ""pussy generation."" Potty mouth."