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Joke of the Day

"My son's joke he just told me. Knock knock. who's there ? Banana Banana who ? Eye ball... aren't you glad I didn't say orange? :s loool"

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"People with Bluetooth headsets always look like the least important people you could possibly call."
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"did you hear about the gay, cannibal pirate? apparently, he loved the taste of seamen."
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"You know who I really hate? People less open minded than me."
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