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Joke of the Day
"My doctor is getting REALLY tired of me asking if the stuff I see in commercials is right for me."
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"Arnold's new tell all book. Arnold Schwarzenegger just wrote a new tell all book because no one could understand his audio book."
"How can you tell the sex of an ant? Throw it into a pool. If it sinks, it is a girl ant. If it floats, then it is a ""BUOYANT""."
"Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks."
"When you're cold inside, where do you stand? You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD"
"Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off."
"When I see a parked car with the stick figure family on it, I move the husband over and put my studly stick figure next to the wife."
"Did you hear about Hellen Keller's tree house? Neither did she."
"Moist people aren't offended by the occasional typo."
"What do you mean mom, how could my birth certificate be expired?"