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Joke of the Day

"Arnold's new tell all book. Arnold Schwarzenegger just wrote a new tell all book because no one could understand his audio book."

"I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert."

"*Goes to work* *Punches clock* *Gets fired for breaking clock*"

"I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It's called The Valhallah Snakbar."

"Do you know what a girl says when she sees a big...NSFW Do you know what a girl says when she sees a big dick? *when the person says: 'no what'* I do"

"Jon Snow ask a wildlings how to have.. sex. she said , you know nothing jon snow."

"I like my coffee like I like my women hand-picked brazilian."

"I can be the Taco Beast... ...If you're my Taco Belle!"

"So oxygen went on a second date with potassium That went OK2"

"Somebody told me that today literally adds up But that's silly, 8+8 =/= 2016"