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Joke of the Day

"Moist people aren't offended by the occasional typo."

"What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk ? A centipede with a wooden leg !"

"I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter."

"You're only as old as you feel, they say. So, 80. Today it's 80."

"A pet hedgehog. Because you don't have enough pricks in your life."

"I work in a call center and i'm a white dude and had an Indian customer who can't understand tech support... Oh the irony.."

"PSA: If you've got an Islamic dog... Muslim"

"Few people have the balls to admit when they're wrong. Then again, few people have talking balls."

"I hate those people who knock on your door and tell how you need to be ""saved"" or you'll ""burn"". hi Stupid fireman..."

"I robbed a lamppost with words printed on it. It's ok, I didn't get in trouble though. You don't get karma from text posts."