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"Chuck Norris doesn't step on toes. Chuck Norris steps on necks."
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"If an Astronaut Vomits in L.E.O. If an Astronaut vomits in L.E.O., what do you call the portion of the vomit closest to the Earth? The Ralph Nadir"
"What was the cat painting A self pawtrait."
"What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant? ALOHA SNACKBAR"
"What has seven arms and can't spell? Def Leppard"
"the crow was calling my name thought cah"
"I'd tell a joke about claustrophobic people, but it might be to tight for you."
"""I just love a girl in uniform"" Appropriate on the battlefield, but not at your local schoolyard."
"Engineer Manager joke Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife? ""Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise."""
"Valentine's day Mothers have mothers day, father's have father's day, couples have valentine's day and I have palm sunday"